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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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I was born in the early 80’s and was lucky enough to see some live Nirvana shows among some other greats. Nirvana live and unplugged on MTV, in my opinion is one of the greatest live shows that’s ever been made available for such a large audience. not too long after it seems like things started going down hill and fast. reality tv took over, and all though there are some great bands around these days, it’s just not the same. MTV let me down. they went from being the voice of the masses to the opiate of the masses. I really want to know, what happened…
Not saying all the music of today is bad, but there is some stuff I hear and I’m like “How did you get a record deal?”
This has to be one of the best Simpsons quotes ever because it’s so true for pretty much every fandom.
Fandom problems.
Crazy Monkees fans, take note. You are all comic book guy. And No one wants to be Comic Book Guy. EVER.
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Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
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Detectives appeal for witnesses after Mohammed Saleem, 75, was stabbed to death as he returned home from local mosque
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